Marlon Wayans Has Last Laugh Over Home Robbery, 'I Dont Own Sh**'

Posted by Enda Jantzen on Sunday, May 26, 2024
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Marlon Wayans is letting the robbers who targeted his L.A. area home last week know he was the wrong person to steal from 'cause he "doesn't own s***" -- this after TMZ broke the story on the burglary.

The actor broke his silence over the robbery on his IG ... telling his concerned followers in a video the thieves didn't really get their hands on much because he didn't have many valuable items.

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Marlon explained, "The most valuable thing in my house is my house. So, unless you're gonna put that sh** on a truck and drag it away, then, yeah, man, you did well, but I don't own sh**."

He made it known he wasn't a flashy person -- and reiterated the same sentiments in his caption ... saying he lives a "simple life with his two cats and a 1994 Range Rover that would need to be jumpstarted to steal because its battery is dead."

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He issued one last warning to future robbers ... saying, "I repeat I don't own sh** valuable. I don't have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still."

As we first reported, Marlon wasn't home, but his brother Keenen Ivory Wayans was, when two brazen thieves shattered a back window and entered the house.

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Keenan didn't cross paths with the robbers. Police launched an investigation, but so far, no arrests have been made.

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